SENIORS JOKES: How to keep busy in retirement...
WORKING people often ask us, as a retired couple, what we do to make our days interesting.
Well, the other day my husband and I went into town and went into a shop.
We were only in there for about five minutes. When we came out, there was a police officer writing out a parking ticket.
We, of course, went up to him and said: "Come on sir, how about giving two pensioners a break?"
The police officer ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
So I called him a total pillock. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres.
So my husband called him a bastard.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.
We continued to call him every name we could think of... and he just kept writing those tickets...
This went on for about 20 minutes, before our bus arrived.
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