Seniors jokes: "Doctor, will I live to 80?"...
I RECENTLY picked a new primary care physician.
After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "do you think I'll live to be 80?".
My physician asked: "Do you smoke tobacco or drink beer or wine?"
"Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs either."
Then he asked: "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
"No," I said. "My other doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy."
"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?"
"No, I don't," I replied.
My physician asked: "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"
"No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."
He looked at me and said: "Then why do you want to live to 80."