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Seniors jokes: 15 one liners for the over-60s

ENJOY a laugh on us with these 15 one liners that only apply to those over 60.

1. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

2. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

3. You sing along with elevator music.

4. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

5. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

6. Things you buy now won't wear out.

7. You have a party and the neighbours don't even realise it.

8. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

9. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

10. No one expects you to run into a burning building.

11. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

12. People call at 9pm and ask, 'Did I wake you?'

13. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

14. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.


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