PALATIAL GLORY: There are many and varied castles to see, or perhaps stay in, in Ireland. Pictured here is Ireland Castle.
PALATIAL GLORY: There are many and varied castles to see, or perhaps stay in, in Ireland. Pictured here is Ireland Castle.

Ireland: It's just like in the movies, but better

IT MIGHT seem a little strange, but my decision to do a self-drive tour of Ireland was inspired from watching movies centred on the shamrock isle.

They always revealed beautiful scenery, picturesque boutique hotels and friendly Irish pubs.

As I watched I envisaged myself joining in on a song or two while downing a pint of Guinness at McMurphy's corner pub.

Adding to my views of Ireland was the fact that I have always enjoyed the company of the Irish, easily warming to their humour and yarns.

The chance to make the trip finally came up via a decision to book a 14-day Baltic Sea cruise out of Southampton.

The wife rightly said we can't go all the way to England and just jump on a cruise ship, we need to combine something with it.

So the decision was made that we'd spend a week touring Ireland and we'd hire a small car for the trek.

Now if you know nothing about Ireland - and to tell the absolute truth I didn't - it's best not to just look at a map and say to yourself it doesn't look that far from town to town.

At first the idea was to stay in Dublin for a few nights then head north taking in the likes of Glasgow, the Giant's Causeway and then slide down the coast coming across through Kilkenny and back to where we started.

All this was planned for just seven days. Fortunately sanity prevailed and instead we decided to only concentrate on the southern parts of Ireland.

We didn't want to just drive around looking out the car window.

After arriving at Dublin Airport we picked up our hire car and headed towards our accommodation in the city.

Mistake one was that we didn't choose a car with a GPS instead deciding to wait a few days and get a SIM for the phone to use as our guidance system.

That decision cost us a frustrating three hours as we circled Dublin's maze of one way streets searching for our hotel.

I don't like admitting it, but it was my decision not to go with the car GPS, a fact I was reminded of more than a few times during the trip.

We stayed at the Dawson Hotel and Spa in Dawson Street which we found a convenient location from which to walk around the city.

The room was small, but clean and the only issue was that we were on the second floor and there was no lift, just a strong doorman to carry your bags upstairs.

A TripAdvisor tip to take the free walking tour in Dublin proved a winner the next day.

A young university student with a wonderful knowledge of the city was our guide and for almost four hours he told us some fascinating stories about the history of the city.

To go on the tour all you need to do is to turn up at Dublin Town Square before noon and join a group.

The guides make their money from tips and there were plenty who reached into their pockets at the end of the walk.

My mother taught me the famous Irish song In Dublin's Fair City when I was just five years old and I have been bringing it out as part of my entertainment repertoire ever since.

Mind you, it's a very small and limited repertoire.

So I was delighted to see our final stop on the walking tour was in front of the Molly Malone statue.

Of course as any Aussie knows you never let a chance go by, so I launched into the song and to my pleasant surprise had the entire street singing along with me.

I loved it and even the wife joined in for the chorus.

There are plenty of bars and restaurants in Dublin, ranging from Michelin Star credentialed to the cheap bistros at the many local pubs.

We found Marco Pierre White's Steakhouse and Grill just down the road from our hotel and enjoyed a special night out.

Unfortunately the budget didn't allow us to return, but if you spoil yourself every night it doesn't seem so special when you do.

Day one on the road took us across Ireland to the seaport of Doolin.

We booked in at a recently built B&B, Egan's Wild Atlantic View.

The host, who happened to be the Ireland Fly Fishing Champion, was great, the room was first class and the breakfast made to perfection.

It's a big recommendation from us.

We chose Doolin because from there it's a short drive to one of Ireland's premier tourist spots, the Cliffs of Moher.

It was a windy day on the cliffs, but worth the climb for a spectacular view.

From Doolin we wound our way through to Killarney were again we picked our accommodation well with a stay at Muckross Park Hotel.

It sits opposite the national park and in the morning we grabbed a free bike from the hotel and went for a pleasant slow two-hour cycle.

The only dampener on this stop was the pub food next to the hotel was a meal we should have missed.

Stay at the hotel by all means, but find a good restaurant in town to dine out at is our advice.

My wife had one wish for our Ireland tour, and that was to stay one night in a castle.

That's why we booked our next stop at the Waterford Castle.

Unfortunately the castle has only a few rooms and we were shovelled off to a block of units on the estate.

The unit was good, but it wasn't a castle.

As a keen punter I found a steeple chase meeting at Wexford to call in before we said goodbye to Ireland.

Fortunately the luck of the Irish prevailed and a 10/1 winner helped pay for all our petrol and a few pints of Guinness.

To sum it up, the few disappointments we had on our whistle stop self-drive tour were overshadowed by many highlights and if we had our time over again we'd do the same, except this time we'd find a real castle to stay in, ghosts and all.

APPROX COSTS: Self-drive car hire: $350, five days.

  • Dawson Hotel Dublin: $250 per night - Rating: 7/10.
  • Egan's Wild Atlantic B&B, Doolin: $150 per night - Rating: 9/10.
  • Muckross Park Hotel, Killarney: $350 per night - Rating: 8/10.
  • Waterford Castle: $400 per night - Rating: 7/10.

BEST TIP: Take your time while driving around and go online early to book your accommodation and you will save hundreds by doing it.

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